I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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