Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Holy shit dude........stairs
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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