Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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