I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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