Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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