found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
