Your tits are I can't wait for
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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