Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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