Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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