weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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