shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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