Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
This house was built for laser tag.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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