Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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