you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
