Im at strip club and am horny
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
