hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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