I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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