She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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