If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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