So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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