spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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