That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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