if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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