One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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