So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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