you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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