Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
