the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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