I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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