he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
my poor anus
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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