maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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