we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she told me i tasted like america
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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