Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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