you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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