he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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