I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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