im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
smell my finger.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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