he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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