I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Randomize