did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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