Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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