wanna go halves on a baby?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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