I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
