are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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