Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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