Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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