I want to stick my p in your. b.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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