have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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