You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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