I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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