Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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